A TRULY HUGE and UNEXPECTED MISHAP!
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Just after the Beijing Film Academy beauty left, Meng Meng’s pretty, flirtatious and alluring face immediately became fierce and ridden with a sinister aura.
“Fuck! You almost choked me to death. Next time, don’t fucking come looking for me for this kind of thing.”
You Qi happily threw his arm over Yang Meng’s shoulder and showed him with praises: “To tell you the truth, your acting was pretty good today. I’ve discovered that you have the potential to be a woman. How about you cut off that toy dangling between your legs? In any case, it’s in the way no matter where it’s placed.”
“Fuck you! You think by cutting off my dick and scooping my balls out, I’ll become a woman?”
Blinking his eyes in surprise, You Qi suddenly gave Yang Meng’s mouth a little slap as to warn him.
“I told you, you should be a bit more reserve. You haven’t even strip out of these clothes yet.”
“I don’t give a shit, she’s gone anyways.”
Yang Meng reach over his head with the intention to remove his fake wig.
You Qi stopped him, “Why are you in such a rush? If you take the wig off now, you’d still have these sexy clothes on, the thick makeup and then there’s also your buzz cut. How would you look like? Do you feel no shame in frightening people?”
Yang Meng was not in the least concerned about those words.
“No one recognizes me anyways. I’m more than willing to scare whoever that wants to be scared. It’s better than always having to scare myself.”
“You’re so pretty!!”
But the thing was, at this moment, You Qi was still drooling over Yang Meng in this disguise.
Looking the person beside him with his lecherous eyes toward him, Yang Meng’s fist swept towards You Qi, but as a result, he wasn’t even able to strike him yet when he tripped on his own high heels and stumbled forward. Fortunately, You Qi’s reacted in a timely manner and grabbed Yang Meng’s waist and prevented the rented clothes from kissing the earth.
“In any case, she’s gone so you should also leave as soon as possible,” said Yang Meng quite unhappy with this whole ordeal.
You Qi rolled his eyes and asked: “Where would I go huh?”
“You’re asking where? Go back home!”
Giving Yang Meng a stupid look, You Qi then pulled at his own clothes: “The clothes that I’m wearing now are also rented just like yours are. You need to go and remove your makeup and clothes, and you think I shouldn’t go do that as well?”
Positively annoyed, Yang Meng mentally rolled his eyes.
Forget it, I’ve already wasted a whole day with him already, it can’t get any worse if it’s just awhile longer.
Beside the cosmetic shop was a car maintenance and repair center.
Today is Saturday, and as usual Bai Luo Yin and Gu Hai each drove their beloved cars over here for maintenance.
After waiting inside the center for a while, Bai Luo Yin incessantly yawned yet still tried to push his tiredness away.
“I’m going outside for a smoke and wake myself up for a moment.”
After saying this, he walked out.
Bai Luo Yin stood outside the door, lit a cigarette and with contentment, he smoked.
From the distant, a couple or more precisely said, lovers, walked toward his direction.
At first, Bai Luo Yin didn’t stand out here with the intention of looking at people nor did he have the urge to. But, this particular couple was really eye-catching and flashy. A handsome guy and pretty girl, it was as if they had literally walked right out of a drama. Bai Luo Yin couldn’t help but to stare for a few more seconds, but moments later, the more he looked, the more he realized that the man looked familiar. Then his eyes swept toward the cosmetic shop nearby.
You Qi had already walked by right before Bai Luo Yin’s eyes. With that, Bai Luo Yin dared to confirm his guess.
“It’s really you!”
You Qi was startled and stood a step back, before he returned his gaze toward Bai Luo Yin.
“Why are you here?”
Bai Luo Yin immediately pointed at the shop to the side, “I came here with Gu Hai to wash the cars.”
Yang Meng was standing beside You Qi. He was scared so witless, he almost kicked his high heels off. His soul on the other hand, was tempted to drag itself out of his body and fly high up into the sky.
OH SHIT! Why is Bai Luo Yin here? Fuck! Isn’t this pushing me to the edge of death?
A single tear ruthlessly dripped from Yang Meng’s eyes before he swiftly turned his entire body away in avoidance of his childhood friend. He even wanted to hide beneath a nearby car as to avoid this unsightly humiliation.
How is this possible? The gods do want me dead!!
Yang Meng sorrowfully beat his own chest for a while, but then something lit up in his heart and a flash of light sprinted across his eyes.
I’m wearing woman’s clothes! That’s right, I’m wearing woman’s clothes, why should I be scared? Anyways, the two of them are chatting. As long as I find an opportunity to run into the cosmetic shop, even if Bai Luo Yin’s eyes are really good, how could he recognize me by just seeing me take a few steps huh?
With these thoughts in mind, Yang Meng turned back around.
Bai Luo Yin had already stared at her back for quite a while now and finally Yang Meng turned back facing him. He couldn’t help but to be amazed from the bottom of his heart.
As expected, she’s a beauty!
“Who’s this?” Bai Luo Yin deliberately looked at You Qi and asked.
You Qi stared at him awkwardly, he didn’t even dare to laugh even if he wanted to, “My classmate from before.”
“Tsk tsk……” Bai Luo Yin wore a suspicious expression as if he was Sherlock Holmes, the great detective, “Really? When I saw you two walking a moment ago, you were laughing and chatting quite cheerfully. It looked rather intimate!”
You Qi talked quite evasively.
Furrowing his brows, Bai Luo Yin then pulled at You Qi’s clothes, “You’re dressed so handsome, it must be a date, right?”
“When am I not handsome?”
“You’re not going to introduce her to your friend?” asked Bai Luo Yin immediately, unwilling to listen to any other excuses.
The entire time You Qi was holding back the need to burst out laughing, he endured for quite a while that even stomach began to twitch.
You two grew up wearing the same underpants and you still need me to introduce you to each other?
Having already placed his foot on the first step that would lead him into the cosmetic shop, Yang Meng suddenly quickened his pace even more once he heard those words flew out of Bai Luo Yin’s mouth. As a result of this, Yang Meng had forgotten that he was wearing high heels, so the moment he leaped on the steps, he stumbled and sprained his ankle. He nearly fell and rolled down from the top of the stair with this reckless action.
When Bai Luo Yin saw this sudden absurdness play out before him, he pushed You Qi forward with a bit more strength then he should have, “You’re not going to help her out?”
You Qi gave Yang Meng a pitiful glance before he laughed and walked over. Bai Luo Yin followed behind him.
Yang Meng was in so much pain that an ugly grin had already crept up the corners of his lip. But, even if he was like, he still tried to frantically escape this situation by facing the shop entrance again.
“Hey Meng Meng, are you okay?”
You Qi helped to hold Yang Meng up. As You Qi helped him, Yang Meng squeezed out a few words from the gaps between his teeth. “If you fucking dare tell him I’m Yang Meng, I’m going to fucking kill you.”
You Qi pulled closer to Yang Meng’s ear and whispered, “Don’t worry, Bai Luo Yin can’t tell who you are.”
At that moment, Bai Luo Yin had already arrived at You Qi and Yang Meng’s side.
Seeing Bai Luo Yin close, Yang Meng hung his head low. Trying his best to avoid those piercing gazes that lingered on him, Yang Meng gathered and pulled his hair from both side of his head forward so that it covered about three quarters of his face.
“Is she that legendary Beijing Film Academy beauty that everyone’s been spreading rumors about?” asked Bai Luo Yin as he looked at You Qi.
You Qi’s expression frozen for moment before he immediately nodded his head in agreement.
“Hello xuéjiě.” It was rare for Bai Luo Yin to have such a refined and elegant attitude kind of mindset as to strike a conversation with a stranger like this.
Yang Meng’s heart couldn’t help but to be distressed and embarrassed about this.
The good friend that he had played with since he was little young until now, unexpectedly called him ‘xuéjiě’!!! This kind of attack is not a burden that an average person can carry on their shoulder AHH!
When he saw that Yang Meng had kept his head lowered and did not say anything, Bai Luo Yin became slightly puzzled.
Everyone had said that this Beijing Film Academy girl who specialized in acting was quite open-minded and had also acted in several dramas. Even more so, she was already around twenty something years old, so how can she be frightened from seeing a seventeen eighteen years old person talk to her huh?
With these thoughts in mind, Bai Luo Yin gave Yang Meng a few more glances. In the end, the more he looked, the more familiar this person became.
“You Qi, why do I feel like she resembles someone huh?”
You Qi looked at him, dumbfounded at those sudden words, “Can’t be? There are probably stars nowadays with the same appearance.”
With the exact same appearance?
Bai Luo Yin thought to himself.
Someone with the same appearance as Yang Meng? Which hospital is so formidable, with such high-level hands that they’re able to make the person looked as if they came out of the same womb?
“Xuéjiě, can I ask you something?” Bai Luo Yin took the initiative to strike another conversation.
Yang Meng suddenly trembled, trying his best not to let this overwhelming fear be seen. He lowered his voice before bringing his pitch a bit higher and asked: “What is it?”
Bai Luo Yin glanced at You Qi, “For the time being, can you lend me your girlfriend for two minutes? Just two minutes, I’ll return her back to you immediately after.”
You Qi gave Yang Meng a quick glance then lightly coughed a couple of times, “Then, I’ll go in and change my clothes. You two can talk.”
After those words sang out from his mouth, he jumped in the shop first.
Yang Meng’s impressive boobs bounced up and down irregularly, betraying his own nervousness.
“Xuéjiě, we have a friend name Yang Meng. I think that you and him really resemble each other. Do you know him?”
Yang Meng shook his head, “I don’t know him.”
Bai Luo Yin suddenly stretched his hands out and went straight for Yang Meng’s C cups. It was too late for Yang Meng to evade this sudden attack.
“Don’t misunderstand, I saw that your breast is crooked so I wanted to help straighten it out for you.”
A devious smile dragged the corners of Bai Luo Yin’s mouth into a wide curve.
Hearing those words, Yang Meng knew that without a doubt he had been thoroughly exposed.
He lifted his head, pushed his hair to the side of his ears and with despair written all over his face, he looked at Bai Luo Yin.
You cannot look down on me! You cannot look at me with strange eyes! This is my selfless dedication in substituting for someone else so that they can avoid this calamity!
Bai Luo Yin did not know whether he should laugh since he found this situation to be both funny and extremely embarrassing, “Why are you dressed like this huh? Is there some sort of emptiness in your life?”
Yang Meng let out a long sigh. Since he had already reached this point, there was no need to conceal it any longer either, so he told Bai Luo Yin the who story from beginning to end.
After Bai Luo Yin listened to the entire thing, he only gave a five words evaluation, “You two are something else!!”
Yang Meng was utterly distressed, “Then……I’ll go and change first.”
Bai Luo Yin pulled Yang Meng back, stopping him in his track, “What’s the rush? Such a great work of art, why would you want to ruin it that quickly huh? Let me properly enjoy it again. Also, not to mention, this cosmetic shop is truly good. I didn’t even recognize you at first.”
Seconds later, Bai Luo Yin fiddled with Yang Meng’s clothes and moved him back and forth, they turned him around here and there He studied him from head to toe; he also didn’t forget to seize an opportunity to molest him as he teasingly touched and flirted around. Normally, where would you find a place that would let you touch such a pretty girl as you please without paying any money or breaking the law?
Gu Hai waited inside the shop for a while before his came together and a slight pout kissed his lip a shade of bewilderment.
Why is it taking him so long to smoke one cigarette?
Feeling stuffy and becoming a bit bored from waiting around, Gu Hai wanted to go outside for a breath of fresh air. But, the moment he walked toward the entrance door, his foot suddenly came to a halt.
His good wife was standing outside, openly molesting, flirting and touching a beautiful girl.
Even worse, the beautiful girl was struggling and pushing him away with a helpless expression masking ‘her’ face, however, Bai Luo Yin was not willing to listen or stop. Not to mention, hugging and even fucking mounting a sneak attack on ‘her’ soft looking ‘breast’. He had even gone as far as to put his hand under ‘her’ skirt……Gu Hai thought that he was clearly mistaken.
As a result, he rubbed his eyes and wiped again and again, but still he discovered that it was indeed Bai Luo Yin.
Gu Hai’s mind was seized by a furious sensation, causing his chest to tighten and a twinge erupted in his heart. He wished that he could charge over there immediately and choke that girl to death, then throw Bai Luo Yin over his shoulder and take him back home so that he could have his way with him. However, his past experience told him that he cannot impulsively charge forth, he must remain calm, cool-headed and observe for a while. This was not like Bai Luo Yin’s normal conducts or deeds, perhaps there was something fishy hidden within.
I must remain calm, I must remain calm, I can’t go out……Gu Hai mentally repeated to himself while backing slowly away from the door.
When his eyes swept outside again, that beautiful girl was already gone and Bai Luo Yin had a sulky expression on as if he still wasn’t satisfied enough.
Fuck, I can’t stand it any longer. If I can remain calm in this moment, I must be a stupid cunt!
With large strides, Gu Hai dashed out.
Bai Luo Yin was about to go in to the car center, even though he was still casting a few more glances at that cosmetic shop to the side. Without paying attention to the fact that there was a person in front of him, he bumped into Gu Hai.
“Hey, I was about to go in and tell you something. It’s very amusing!”
Gu Hai’s dark and gloomy face would scare anyone who actually looked at it properly. The eyes he used to stared attentively at Bai Luo Yin with was that of a deranged lion that had gone berserk.
“You want to tell me how you were on the streets molesting a girl?”
Bai Luo Yin’s laughter echoed. After a moment, he still he wasn’t finished laughing yet, “How do you know?”
Heated, Gu Hai stressed out each syllable. Each breath could choke, scare and burn anyone into oblivion.
“Because – I – saw – it – all.”
The moment Bai Luo Yin saw Gu Hai’s complexion, he could tell right away that he had definitely misunderstood, so he quickly gave him an explanation, “That’s not a girl. That’s Yang Meng in disguise. Hehehehe……you also couldn’t tell that it’s him?”
“I still can’t tell,” now Gu Hai sorrowful eyes looked at Bai Luo Yin instead, “Can’t you think of a more reasonable excuse?”
“I’m not lying to you!” Bai Luo Yin unhesitatingly retorted with resolution.
Gu Hai stood there with his darkened face without saying even one more sentence. It was easily to tell that he was still painstakingly pressing the raging fire in his head.
No matter how Bai Luo Yin explained it, he was already angry anyways.
Regardless of whether you molest a beautiful girl or molest Yang Meng, as a husband, my heart cannot be delighted over something like this. If you don’t give me a serious reason today, don’t expect this matter to pass by!
Looking at Gu Hai’s unrelenting expression, Bai Luo Yin also had no patience, “If you don’t want to believe me then don’t!”
He turned with the intention of entering the car shop, but then he saw someone emerging from the cosmetic shop to the side.
Bai Luo Yin shouted.
At first when Gu Hai heard Yang Meng’s name, he was still considering the authenticity of Bai Luo Yin’s words, but you know, as a result, this Yang Meng had already changed out of his clothes and came out. He was completely different from the beautiful girl that Gu Hai had seen before. How can he believe this huh?
However, for Bai Luo Yin, it was as if he had just caught his savior. He immediately dragged Yang Meng over and placed him in front of Gu Hai.
“I didn’t lie to you right?”
Gu Hai still had a negative expression on his face as he stared impassively, “Don’t tell me, that girl and him are one person?”
Surprised painted itself beautifully on Yang Meng, before all of sudden he firmly pulled on Bai Luo Yin’s sleeve cuff and looked anxiously at him.
Fuck, didn’t you promise me that you will absolutely not rat me out?
This time, Bai Luo Yin was dumbstruck, flabbergasted. It appeared that he indeed made this promise to Yang Meng.
How should I handle this?
Gu Hai gave Bai Luo Yin ten seconds to answer back. In the end, within that time frame, Bai Luo Yin didn’t utter another sentence.
As expected, Yang Meng continued to act stupid in the light of this predicament.
“What girl huh? Yin Zi, what is Gu Hai talking about? Where’s this girl at ah? Why don’t I understand anything both of you are saying ah?”
That is enough from you……Bai Luo Yin squeezed those three words out from within the gap of his tightened teeth.
I’m trying my best to protect you. You better not bite the hand that fucking fed you!
 Xuéjiě – there no word for this in English, but it means a senior or older female classmate [too long to write it all out]
 You two are something else! – Someone or something that cannot be described in words. It’s not a good thing, but a great one.
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