A Low-Quality Product
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“Alright, sit down.” Zhou Ling Yun lifted his chin, “Don’t just stand there. I’m only here to chat.”
Bai Luo Yin grabbed a chair and sat in front of the bathroom door. This was to prevent a certain animal who loved to wallow in jealousy and explode in rage from busting out if he heard any irritating words.
“Why are you sitting so far?” Zhou Ling Yun was puzzled.
Not knowing exactly how to respond, Bai Luo Yin weaved a preposterous excuse. “I like the smell of the bathroom.”
Zhou Ling Yun was slightly taken aback, “…how about we go chat in there?”
“There’s no need to!” Bai Luo Yin swiftly reached out to decline, “Just let me enjoy it alone!”
Zhou Ling Yun sat as steady as Mount Tai in front of Bai Luo Yin and looked at him with an expression in his eyes that he could not decipher. After a long moment of silence, the corner of Zhou Ling Yun’s mouth rose before he calmly said, “I’ve already captured Gu Hai.”
Bai Luo Yin’s train of thought went haywire with shock. How was he discovered so easily when he had been hidden so well?
When Gu Hai, who was listening from the other side of the door, heard those words, he immediately wanted to open the door. But just as he was about to turn the doorknob, he heard, “He’s in my office!”
As a result, Bai Luo Yin firmly closed the door that was slightly cracked open and mentally heave a sigh of relief. Geez, got me all nervous when he was actually talking about Gu Yang.
“What’s wrong with you?” Zhou Ling Yun said, glancing at the door behind Bai Luo Yin.
Bai Luo Yin replied with a sarcastic tone, “It’s the wind.”
Zhou Ling Yun simply nodded and did not question any further.
Straightening himself, Bai Luo Yin could not help but ask, “How did you capture him?”
“When he came out of your dorm earlier today, I captured him by force as he was leaving.”
As Bai Luo Yin listened, his expression became that of astonishment. Damn, it’s really not Gu Yang’s day! First, he was beaten by Gu Hai, then he was actually captured by Zhou Ling Yun on his way out…thinking that, made him feel somewhat sorry for him.
The moment Zhou Ling Yun caught sight of Bai Luo Yin’s expression, he threw in some words to appease him. “Don’t worry. Since he’s your little brother, I’ll definitely treat him well.”
Zhou Ling Yun especially emphasized the words, ‘treat him well’.
Bai Luo Yin adapted a sympathetic attitude of siding with the evildoer. “Wing Commander, you don’t have to take me into consideration. Since it’s a matter between the two of you, as an outsider, it’s not good for me to get involved.”
“But I heard that you two have an exceptionally good relationship!” Zhou Ling Yun said, trying to probe for more answers.
Not one to back down on his words, Bai Luo Yin immediately denied that statement. “My relationship with him is normal. Think about it, we are not blood-related, and we only met at the age of seventeen. Not long after, I enlisted so there wasn’t really any time to deepen our feelings.”
“Since you put it like that, I can be at ease!” Zhou Ling Yun carried a generous expression, “You already know that the more ruthless I treat someone, the more it proves how much I am fond of that person. I was merely afraid that when the time comes, and you see the large-scale of ruthlessness, it might make you hate me.”
“Absolutely not!” Bai Luo Yin exclaimed, exceptionally generous as well. “Do as you wish. I understand everything that you’re doing.”
Zhou Ling Yun smiled with satisfaction, “It seems, I did not dote on you in vain.”
Being someone who had a rather selective hearing, Gu Hai’s raging jealousy hastily erupted at the word, ‘dote’. He tried to pull the door open, but as someone that knew Gu Hai’s personality exceptionally well, Bai Luo Yin forcefully closed it again.
“What’s the matter now?” Zhou Ling Yin’s eyes aimed toward the door once more.
Bai Luo Yin smiled awkwardly, “It’s the wind.”
Zhou Ling Yun smiled along—a smile that caused Bai Luo Yin’s hairs to stand tall.
“There’s a lot of wind in your dorm.”
Hot sweat formed on Bai Luo Yin’s back, “Yeah. Strangely, bursts of demonic winds always seem to blow out of nowhere.”
“You must have done a lot of immoral deeds, haven’t you?” Zhou Ling said while looking insincerely at Bai Luo Yin.
Bai Luo Yin quickly interrupted him and changed the topic. “Wing Commander, why don’t you return to your office and chat with Gu…Gu Hai? What’s so interesting in chatting with me? The person has been sent to your door, shouldn’t you quickly go connect your feelings with him?!”
“I don’t have the heart to yet, I’m saving it for later!”
Bai Luo Yin was secretly speechless, “That thing can be saved for later?”
Zhou Ling Yun calmly gave Bai Luo Yin a glance. “Since he nearly made me a handicap, how can I just finish him off so fast? I have to come up with a good method to totally subdue him.”
Bai Luo Yin nodded to express his agreement.
Giving him a look that spoke of his resolution, Zhou Ling Yun then further inquired, “Is Gu Hai a person who can act extremely well? It’s so obvious that he’s more devious than anyone, yet he acts as if he is a decent person!”
In just seconds, Bai Luo Yin felt an enormous pressure from behind again before he subconsciously gripped on the doorknob to stop the door from opening any further.
“He fairly okay…just a bit sinister.” Bai Luo Yin made it sound feasible as much as possible.
As Zhou Ling Yun spoke of Gu Hai, not only were his eyes bright and full of expression but even his voice was clear and tinted with cheerfulness.
“A bit? It can’t be just ‘a bit’, right? The way I see it, he’s a radish with a rotten core that’s completely bad from the root! If he was allowed to grow freely, he will definitely rot in the ground. But if he was in my hands, I can guarantee that he will become a whole ginseng!”
While Zhou Ling Yun was smiling with self-satisfaction, Bai Luo Yin, on the other hand, was soon going to pull the doorknob off!
“Alright, it’s late. You should rest, I’ll go now!” Zhou Ling Yun stood up.
Bai Luo took a deep breath, feeling relieved. “Take care, Wing Commander!”
Just as Zhou Ling Yun walked by Bai Luo Yin’s side, he abruptly halted. “I need to use your toilet since it’s going to take me more than twenty minutes to walk back.”
Bai Luo Yins’ face immediately grew green with anxiety.
“What’s wrong? You have an obsession with cleanliness?” Zhou Ling Yun asked.
As to not be thrown off, Bai Luo Yin automatically shook his head.
“Exactly, which young men from the military haven’t lived in a collective dorm and use the public bathroom before? Didn’t you say a moment ago that you enjoy the scent of the bathroom? Perfect, then I’ll add a bit more scent for you so that you have more than enough to sniff!”
Bai Luo Yin, “…”
When Zhou Ling Yun pushed him to the side and walked into the bathroom, Bai Luo Yin had already prepared himself for the worse. If Zhou Ling Yun really wanted to start a fight in the bathroom then he will join Gu Hai and deal with Lao Zhou together.
I have to protect Gu Hai first, then deal with the rest later!
But in the end, he only heard the sound of water flowing harmoniously.
Feeling alarmed, Bai Luo Yin turned around for a look inside the bathroom only to nearly burst out laughing. Zhou Ling Yun had not turned the lights on, instead, he went straight to use the toilet. After he peed and flushed, he pulled his pants up in front of Gu Hai’s eyes before peacefully sauntering out the door.
Gu Hai was standing in a dark corner behind the door the whole time. But surprisingly, Zhou Ling Yun did not see him at all.
“Done, I’m leaving now.”
Upon hearing the loud bang of the door closing, Gu Hai emerged from the dark bathroom with a sinister face. At that moment, Bai Luo Yin was standing right by the door as well.
“Sorry, you had to smell all of that!”
Afterward, Bai Luo Yin couldn’t hold it any longer and burst into laughter.
Gu Hai gritted his teeth bitterly, “I have never felt so useless…”
Not fearing for his life, Bai Luo Yin continued to mess with Gu Hai. “Hey~ Big Ginseng Gu, let me see how rotten your core is.”
“There’s no need to look at my heart, just look at my radish to see how devilish it is!”
With that, Gu Hai magnificently tore open his own robe, exposing his big penis. He then struck a pose as to emphasize his well-sculptured body before pushing Bai Luo Yin’s head down.
“Stop messing around!” Bai Luo Yin retorted but even as he struggled to stand up, he giddily said, “I’ve realized that my bathroom is an ominous place. It’s best not to sneakily do anything careless here otherwise we’ll definitely be caught by someone.”
“You’ve been caught before?” Gu Hai asked, without letting go.
Bai Luo Yin did not want to confirm that but, he unexpectedly nodded. “Yes! In order to send that condom to you, I masturbated in the bathroom and your brother caught me red-handed.”
As expected, people should not drink. Once that devilish liquid entered the system, what should or should not be said, will all be bluntly exposed.
Gu Hai laughed grimly, “So that’s why you flung it to the ground and I never received it?”
Bai Luo Yin readily nodded but then he became aware that perhaps he was too honest.
Sure enough, that Lively Donkey Gu exploded and carried Little Wolf Bai back to the bed.
He grabbed the bag he had brought with him and began to take the clothes out, one by one.
Looking at him with confusion, Bai Luo Yin asked, “What are these?”
“The clothes that you sent to me, I washed it all and brought it back for you.”
Still feeling confused, Bai Luo Yin thought about it for a while, but he still couldn’t understand his odd behavior. What does Gu Hai being angry has to do with these clothes?
Once he reached the bottom of the bag, Gu Hai finally found the box that he was looking for. He took it out and placed it on Bai Luo Yin’s hands and calmly said, “Open it and take a look.”
Bai Luo Yin complied and opened it only to see a grotesquely shaped item that had a strange texture to it when he touched it.
“What is that?”
A mischievous smile appeared on Gu Hai’s lips, “A toy for you to play with.”
Just as those words struck his eardrums, Bai Luo Yin immediately threw the ‘toy’ at Gu Hai as if he was holding a scalding hot sweet potato.
“Play with it by yourself!”
“I already have one. This one was designed specifically for you. It’s to prevent us from being lonely in our respective rooms if we happen to argue again. Do you see this switch? An opening will appear if you push it upward and you can put your baby inside. There are two functions embedded inside, if you push the switch downward, depending on the chosen function, a tongue or finger112 will protrude from the base.”
“Wait a second!” Bai Luo Yin interrupted. “Why is there no chrysanthemum function?”
“You don’t need that!” Gu Hai calmly and confidently countered.
Bai Luo Yin’s brows twisted, “Does yours have that then?”
“Of course, mine has that!”
Bai Luo Yin exploded, “How come yours have it and mine doesn’t? You’re even discriminating when it comes to making sex toys?!”
“No, it’s not that at all. Listen to me,” Gu Hai patiently attempted to persuade Bai Luo Yin. “Since this item is a token of our love, the designs are based on each of our specific characteristics. Take the tongue function, for example, the frequency and method of stimulation that it could give you is built solely on the design of my mouth. It will allow you to enjoy the pleasure of my love without having to leave your dorm.”
Listening to that explanation, Bai Luo Yin could only give Gu Hai a cold and wicked look. “Did your company also produce this?”
“Yes, the main designer was the transsexual you saw last time. She is actually very talented in this aspect.” Gu Hai continued, “Now when you push it down this way, you can insert the fingers inside of your passage. The frequency and intensity can be adjusted and since the highest setting was made based on my own performance standard, it can’t be made any higher or it will crash.”
The muscle on Bai Luo Yin’s face twitched for a while. “Take it away, I don’t want it.”
Gu Hai looked confidently at Bai Luo Yin, “You’re saying you don’t need it now but I’m afraid once you play with it, you won’t want me anymore.”
Bai Luo Yin dug his head into the blanket and completely ignored the lecherous lunatic.
Not willing to back down, Gu Hai lifted the blanket and commanded, “Get up and try out the quality for me!”
“If you need someone to try it, do it yourself.”
“I only want you to try it! I want you to play with it in front of me! You even masturbated in front of my brother, why can’t you play with this in front of me?”
All the trouble was actually because of that!
“How can that be the same thing? That wasn’t intentional, he saw me by accident.”
Gu Hai was hesitant to forgive, “Then you can just pretend I accidentally saw you this time.”
Bai Luo Yin was speechless. Gu Hai, how cruel is your jealousy?
Seeing that Bai Luo Yin was still motionless, Gu Hai’s face completely collapsed. “If I personally serve you with this, I can assure that you will not come to a good end.”
After being persuaded in every possible way, Bai Luo Yin finally agreed to try it out. In front of someone’s attentively burning hot gaze, he took off his clothes and underwear. Then, before he even had a chance to switch the toy on, Xiao Yin Zi was grabbed by a pair of large hands.
“Hey!” Bai Luo Yin shook the toy, “I have this now, you can kindly remove your hands.”
Gu Hai angrily retracted his hands. He has been extremely famished lately so upon seeing something that delicious, he just couldn’t control himself.
Bai Luo Yin glanced at Gu Hai first. Under his encouraging gaze, he pushed the switch up to which the toy’s opening parted up, allowing him to comfortably squeeze Xiao Yin Zi in. Then as he adjusted the setting to normal, a moist liquid secreted inside before it tightened just the slightest and started to vibrate.
Bai Luo Yin bit his teeth and endure it for a moment, but soon he started to breathe and moan passionately and enticingly.
“How is it? Pretty good, right?”
Bai Luo Yin unconsciously groaned, “Yeahhhh.…it feels good…”
“How about giving the back side a try?” Gu Hai wickedly encouraged from the side.
Fine beads of sweat formed on Bai Luo Yin’s forehead and when he shook his head, his cheeks revealed an unruly charm.
Gu Hai completely ignored Bai Luo Yin’s protests and reached for the toy in an attempt to remove it. But in seconds, he discovered that there was a password requirement feature on it. After contemplating for a moment, Gu Hai tried to enter the password. As a result, not only could he not remove the toy, the vibration unexpectedly intensified.
“Ah…” Bai Luo Yin groaned involuntarily, “I can’t…my legs are going numb.”
Don’t mention your legs going numb, my hands are numbed already.
Gu Hai quickly entered another password, but it was still wrong. The frequency of the vibration increased another notch while the middle of the opening became even narrower, fiercely and tightly squeezing onto Xiao Yin Zi.
After the pinnacle of pleasure was an unnecessary world of suffering for Bai Luo Yin as he painfully shouted, “Hurry and take it off. It’s gripping me to death.”
Try as he might, Gu Hai still could not input the correct password. The opening of the toy incessantly shrunk more…and more, to the point that it could not be removed, and the setting might as well be useless. In the end, Bai Luo Yin nearly cried from the excruciating pain as he ruthlessly gripped the back of Gu Hai’s neck while having the thought of choking him to death.
“You bastard! Gu Hai…your company produced a completely low-quality product… oooww…it hurts…”
112 The original text mentioned “hand”. But it was hard to imagine to have a “hand” protruding out while it pleasures BLY’s passage. So, it made more sense to change it to “fingers”.