Taking Prince Charming Away
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The moment Bai Luo Yin and his guards of honor arrived at the entrance, Yan Ya Jing spoke to the group of beautiful women behind her. “Everyone, make sure to not let their hypocritical appearances mislead you; think about how they tortured us yesterday. Ladies, the time for revenge is here! Bring out the demeanor that us women from this new era possess. We must get back all the losses we suffered yesterday, plus interest!!”
“That is an absolute must. I have been waiting for this moment for years!”
“Today, I have to properly humiliate these men.”
“Vice President Yan, you just wait and see!”
The beautiful white-collared women, who were usually gentle and intelligent, now had all revealed the instincts of a beast. With the dream of marrying their Gu Zong having been completely shattered, they no longer had to put on a front. Since I am not the luckiest person, then let the person with all his love and affection receive our cruelest revenge!
“Don’t bother giving out any red envelopes. With so many of us inside, you definitely won’t be able to afford it, and besides, we are most certainly not short of money. We just want to test and see how sincere this groom is towards our Gu Zong. If he passes, we will absolutely not block the path. But if he doesn’t, humph…”
Standing behind Bai Luo Yin, Liu Chong’s next words cemented their loss in this battle.
“If we don’t pass, then what?”
“Of course, you will get punished if you don’t pass!”
“What kind of punishment?” That was what the soldiers were most concerned about.
Yan Ya Jing’s poised lips curved upward. “In a moment, we will grill the groom with a few questions. If he answers incorrectly, you all have to take off one article of clothing, and if it is wrong again, you all will once more take off another article. This will continue on…”
Liu Chong was stunned, “We are only wearing three articles of clothing altogether. If he answers three questions incorrectly, wouldn’t we be exposed?”
“Don’t worry, this is a civilized place. We won’t make you go without clothes covering your body. If all of your clothes are removed, and the groom still answers incorrectly, then you all have to wear the clothes we provide. For any question that is answered incorrectly, you will put one article of clothing provided by us. However, if the groom does answer correctly, then all of you can put back your own clothes, one article of clothing for one correct answer, and so on.”
Hearing such a detailed exchange, Liu Chong placed all his hopes on Bai Luo Yin. “Tuanzhang, we are depending on you. Do your best, fighting!!”
Bai Luo Yin nodded brimming with confidence.
“Here is the first question, so listen carefully: the date of yours and our Gu Zong’s first kiss.”
Regrettably, the person who was chased could not remember anything. Bai Luo Yin was completely baffled with just the very first question. He persistently searched through his memories, the first kiss… should be the day Gu Hai confessed, but what day was that? It seemed to be the time after their relationship as step-brothers were exposed, but what day was that?…
While Bai Luo Yin was deep in thought, Gu Hai’s heart descended into numbness. Baobei, come on! That is the date of our anniversary, you actually fucking forgot it? How do you expect me, as a husband who has clearly counted all your pubic hair, to endure this!
“Time is up, please answer.”
With no choice, Bai Luo Yin answered with a rough date.
Once he received the answer, Tong Zhe relayed it on to Gu Hai, whose face immediately turned green. “At that time, my mouth had already kissed his crotch.” As it turned out, Bai Luo Yin had redefined the site of the kissing.
“The answer is incorrect, please take off your clothes.”
What an unfortunate event for those seventeen pitiful soldiers, as they all took off their top, exposing their chest.
“The second question,” Yan Ya Jing’s clear voice flowed out. “May I ask the groom, what is the record for the most times you two have done it in one night?”
To jump from kissing straight to a question that was a restricted type, the difference could make anyone speechless. Although the soldiers were scared witless about losing their pants, they all felt that it was a remarkable question.
This time, Bai Luo Yin responded unequivocally. “Seven times.”
That record was established back when they were high school students; the main reason for why Bai Luo Yin remembered it so clearly was because he had to lay in bed for an entire week afterwards. That time Gu Hai even teased, ‘with every round, you have to rest one day?!’Since then, the number seven had been firmly etched in Bai Luo Yin’s brain.
After Tong Zhe received the answer, a meaningful smile appeared on his lips.
“I thought you were a lot tougher than that—only seven times! My most was eleven times!”
Gu Hai also laughed, “Big brother, how many hours are there in a single night? You came eleven times; are you trying to tell me how fast you can come? Our seven times were sturdy and full on with no breaks in between and no change of person. That is, with me on top. Did you come every two minutes per round for that eleven times of yours?”
“Your mouth is poisonous.” Tong Zhe gritted his teeth, “With that said, did he answer correctly?”
“No, it’s incorrect.” Gu Hai told Tong Zhe with certainty, “The last time was in the morning and according to the given known conditions, it should be six times.”
Tong Zhe sneered coldly, “I deeply sympathize for Xiao Bai.”
As expected, Bai Luo Yin’s face immediately turned black once he heard the answer.
“Isn’t he being too serious? It was obviously a set of procedure, yet he’s insistent on differentiating the outcome.”
A beautiful woman spoke, “If you detest our Gu Zong for being too serious, you can walk away right now! But, just remember, once your foot touches the ground outside of this company, we will immediately divide Gu Zong amongst ourselves!”
Liu Chong and several brothers (comrade-in-arms) spoke with collapsed expressions. “He isn’t the one that detests the seriousness of your Gu Zong, we are the ones who detest it!”
“Stop the nonsense!” Xiao Tao’s beautiful eyes swept over them, “Hurry up and take off your pants!”
“Can we go inside to take them off?” Liu Chong pleaded while pulling his neck back, “There are people coming and going here. It’s highly inappropriate for them to see any of us like this!”
“There is no room for negotiation, take them off out there.”
Thereafter, a dozen bare bodies (fit to the nth degree) appeared before the beautiful women.
“Tuanzhang ah! You can’t answer it incorrectly again. If you do, we won’t have anything on anymore.”
“That’s right! Tuanzhang, you have to persist. It hasn’t been easy for us brothers.”
“I’m still a virgin!”
Bai Luo Yin took a deep breath. For the sake of his brothers’ dignity, he had to answer the next question correctly.
“May I ask…” Yan Ya Jing cleared her throat, “Which of Gu Hai’s strengths attracted you to him the most? Be careful, you have to answer this honestly, otherwise, the answer will be deemed incorrect.”
In Bai Luo Yin’s heart, Gu Hai had two undeniable strengths. The first had strongly captured his heart and employed at every critical moment—that strength was known by everyone. If he was to speak it, there was certainly evidence as support, and that was: Gu Hai was, and is, an amazing cook. There was another strength hidden at the bottom of his heart and that was the main source which tied Bai Luo Yin down: Gu Hai’s impeccable bed skills.
“He is a remarkable cook,” Bai Luo Yin said.
The truth was, the moment Tong Zhe walked out, Bai Luo Yin already knew that the underwear on his brothers’ bodies were destined to disappear.
“Whether ‘honest’ or not, only you know it deep in your heart. Do you still need me to announce it?” Tong Zhe looked at Bai Luo Yin with sympathy.
Hearing that, Bai Luo Yin twisted his head to face the dozens of brothers’ terrified expressions, while wearing a guilty expression himself. “I’m sorry!” I will definitely give all of you a good promotion in the latter half of the year.
After a few rallying cries, seventeen men’s naked butt faced the road with their hands cupping the most important part, all the while facing a group of strong-willed and fearless women.
“Bai Tuanzhang, we’re begging you here. Please answer one question correctly! We want to put our underwear back on.”
Meanwhile, Yan Ya Jing looked at those naked men like a queen. “If your Tuanzhang answers incorrectly again, you all can choose to either put on women underwear or remain naked.”
She cleared her voice again, “Next question: may I ask, how long is the cucumber and how deep is the chrysanthemum?” The second those words ended, Yan Ya Jing’s face was flushed with embarrassment as she turned her head toward a department manager. “Who came up with this question?”
A voice sounded near her ear, “Vice President Tong.”
Knowing that, she turned toward the transparent window and caught Tong Zhe looking back at her—completely enjoying her distressed expression with great interest.
Having learned the mistake that came from the second question, Bai Luo Yin purposely asked: “Who are you referring to?”
“Each one of you.” The group of lustful women sang out in unison.
This time, Bai Luo Yin fully utilized his intelligence.
“However long my cucumber is, that’s how deep his chrysanthemum is. However long his cucumber is, that’s how deep my chrysanthemum is.”
Once those words were out, it immediately led to a spell of arguments.
“You… that is called being full of tricks.”
“That’s not good enough, answer again with an exact number.”
The group of brothers also broke out in cold sweats, whether it’s right or not, just be confident. There’s already a line of onlookers standing behind.
“Let’s have our Gu Zong be the judge!” Tong Zhe said.
When Gu Hai heard Bai Luo Yin’s answer, he laughed instantly.
“Forget it, let him pass this question!”
With that, those sturdy men hastily picked up their underwear on the ground.
“Next question. May I ask, how much of Gu Hai’s assets are in your hand?”
Just as Bai Luo Yin was about to announce the answer, his shoulders suddenly collapsed. He looked back at the brothers behind him, “All of you… there’s no need to put them back on…”
The men, some had just put on their underwear, some had only one leg in and some were still studying how to put it on so that they could cover their jewels while holding the underwear…
When they heard those words, they all laughed—that is, they cried as they laughed.
“Next question, excuse me, how many ‘inappropriate’ videos have you and our Gu Zong recorded? And how many pictures of that nature have you taken?”
There were only three words in Bai Luo Yin’s mind: ‘countless of times’.
By then, there was no need to even ask the group of men what they had to do; they simply took the initiative to put on the women’s underwear that was on the ground. What does it matter, we have all been stared at enough as it is. Even if we have women’s underwear on, it’s way better than remaining bare the entire time!!
“Alright, next question, can you please provide us a video or some pictures for our enjoyment?”
“Next question, please explain to us the origin of Young Lady Bai and Village Chief Gu.”
“Next question, in one minute, name the delicious dishes you like that Gu Hai has cooked for you.”
One question was asked after another until those pitiful soldiers had already put on everything they could; even their makeup was done up as they waited for the goddesses to punish them.
“Next, you have one more chance. If you all go on the street in these clothes, successfully pick up a handsome guy and get his phone number, the mission will be deemed complete. Once everyone accomplishes it, we will open the door. Don’t bother trying to play any tricks with us; there will be a cameraman following behind each of you the entire way to record the whole process.”
Thereafter, the seventeen strapping men who were now ‘spectacles too horrible to endure’ as ‘women’, went out on the streets—sacrificing their precious lives in exchange for their Tuanzhang’s happiness. With their appalling departure to seek out men, Bai Luo Yin was left to fight the battle all alone.
After an hour, two hours, and then finally two and a half hours of not seeing any of his brothers’ successful return, Bai Luo Yin could no longer wait.
“If they are unable to complete the mission, does that mean I can’t take him away today?”
Yan Ya Jing smiled, “There is one other solution. If you can kiss every woman here, we will let you in. Of course, it’s only fair to you that if during this process, they complete the mission, then you are not required to finish yours. Either way, this is a test of your speed. If you can finish before them, not only can you take the person away, your men will also be free from suffering.”
Hearing that, Bai Luo Yin glanced around, there were at least three to four hundred people blocking the doorway. He retreated a few steps before he raised his head for a look; there were beautiful women waving at him from the windows of every single floor.
At that moment, a bloody nose and swollen face Liu Chong was being carried back.
Yan Ya Jing softly smiled, “Well… it seems, you no longer have a choice.”
Bai Luo Yin sighed towards the sky. Gu Hai, you have raised a group of poisonous women! In order to marry you, I, as your husband, will just have to sacrifice myself.
While Gu Hai and Tong Zhe were chatting, they suddenly saw Bai Luo Yin giving Yan Ya Jing a kiss. That gesture made both men explode at the same time. Just like fierce tigers returning to their mountain, the two darted out of the VIP room, towards the entrance.
Unfortunately, our guards of the beautiful women were undeniably strong. If you wish to force your way, there are many of us, so we are not afraid of you.
In the end, the scene from the day before occurred once more. The battle array of ‘escorting the groom’ turned into two grooms being besieged again. Even though the two grooms wanted to be together, they were mercilessly separated by a scene of chaos. In fact, these beautiful women were more difficult to deal with than those men. There is no use in calling for more handsome men, women are not animals that use the bottom half of their body to think.
Within the chaos, Gu Hai swore repeatedly. “Bai Luo Yin, if you dare to fucking kiss another person, believe it or not, I will fucking divorce you?!”
Before Bai Luo Yin had a chance to speak, the beautiful women shouted with impatient. “Get a divorce, get a divorce, hurry up and get a divorce. When you divorce him, we will get a chance.”
In the midst of all that chaos, Bai Luo Yin suddenly realized that forcing it was not the right method to employ. He must be smart and strategize with accuracy to attack the opponents’ weaknesses.
“Everyone, calm down and listen to me!” Bai Luo Yin exclaimed.
At last, all the beautiful women on site finally quiet down.
“If you all allow me to go in and take Gu Hai away, I will have him abolish the policy of no dating in the company!”
Upon hearing that, the women’s eyes quickly widened. They looked at each other in disbelief and thought silently: Is this true?
Just when their will took a hit, Yan Ya Jing rebuked them. “We all need to be firm on our position! It’s not like we are not wanted. Even as a woman that society has deemed ‘leftover’, we still have self-respect! We must not bow down to such a policy!”
Once the goddess made the call, all of the beautiful women collectively shook their head.
“We don’t care!”
Bai Luo Yin shouted again, “If all of you let me in, I will have Gu Hai employ a group of handsome men into the company!”
Once those words came out, a spacious path immediately appeared in front of Bai Luo Yin.
The beautiful women divided themselves evenly to either side and hailed in unity: “Tuanzhang, please come in!”
Bai Luo Yin laughed heartily as he walked in with satisfaction.
However, just as he was about to take Gu Hai away, someone demanded: “The bride’s (groom) feet cannot touch the ground.”
Crouching down, Bai Luo Yin lifted Gu Hai on his back. As the beautiful women watched Bai Luo Yin escort their prince charming away, they all held back the tears brimming at the corners of their eyes.
Meanwhile, Gu Hai leaned closely against Bai Luo Yin’s back and stared naughtily at the side of his handsome profile. He playfully ridiculed him, “You could have answered the third question correctly, why didn’t you tell the truth?”
Bai Luo Yin shot Gu Hai a glance, “How did I not tell the truth?”
“You told the truth? Did you actually tell the truth?” Gu Hai’s mouth ran toward Bai Luo Yin’s neck before he nibbled on it. “You dare to say that what you love most about me is my cooking skill? And not some other type of ‘skill‘?”
Hearing that, Bai Luo Yin’s face became bright red from laughter.